is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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