she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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