Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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