drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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