I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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