the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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