no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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