try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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