oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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