I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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