This girl is more easily done than said...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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