Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think your dad took our porno
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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