Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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