we have officially lost it.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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