More tranny stories later!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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