you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
It's Friday. Sex?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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