singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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