I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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