What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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