You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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