I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Houston, we have a squirter
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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