next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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