I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
