How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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