My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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