once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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