How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
