stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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