Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Ladies don't puke and tell
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