Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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