in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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