hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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