is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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