your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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