lets start a swedish sibling band together
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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