Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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