i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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