Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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