My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Barsexuality is the new black.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Randomize