East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
should my penis look like a turkey
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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