She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
wow bdsm is so cute
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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