how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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