Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
