I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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