the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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