So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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