He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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