U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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