is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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