You're completely useless in the revolution.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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