you mean i was at the winter classic?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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