do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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