She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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