I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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